Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes Have you always queried what it would be like to live in a rural Canadian community? I’m not sure how reliable Letterkenny is, but it paints a hilarious picture of life in the small town.You might have to get some new phrases, but don’t worry we have you met with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.
Are you questioning what “Chel” or “Rips” mean? Chel is the hockey league and rips is a season for weed.Wayne and his friends seem to have fun, and if you are a fan of the show, you have surely been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor.

Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes

Check out these funny Letterkenny quotes, get some everyday language, and have a good laugh!

Letterkenny quotes


1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t know anyone.” — Wayne




2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the brew store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your complete world right there.” — Wayne


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3. “You wish there was a spotted piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep hitting ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne


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4. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started tossing out perfectly good pistachios like he was before cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl


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5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan


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6. “If you have a problem with the grand Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

7. “Seeing as this is most surely a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s comfort calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

8. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m moving to that super easy birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

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Letterkenny quotes for everyday use

11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

16. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

19. “And I recommend you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

20. “You’re made of extra parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

21. “That was well made up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

22. “Think it out!” — Everyone

Slightly improper Letterkenny quotes

23. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. But for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids coming off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck of your kids.” — Wayne

24. “We only got one shot at this. One future. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking voice says.” — Coach

25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

26. “Here’s a creation. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your ears ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

27. “It’s a hard life striking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ men with treasure trails.” — Wayne

28. “I wish you weren’t so fucking heavy, bud.” — Wayne

29. “Oh I’m stomping the obstacles, but that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy

30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, hand!” — Gail

33. “What’s up with your body hair, you long shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

34. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be less than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl

35. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the farm cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

36. “You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne

 37. “Fuck you, Shores, you’re a lousy fuckin ref!” — Jonesy

38. “Fuck you Shores! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I dislike nothing! I dislike nothing!”  — Squirrelly Dan

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Highly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

40. “Does a duck with boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

41. “You saw a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the warm tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just times to know how that story ends.”  — Wayne

43. “Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim bags on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

44. “Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Adverse Events you been within, you ugly fuck.” — Jonesy

45. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

46. “Fuck you, Reilly, go shovel it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy

47. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a gift tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl

49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”  — Wayne

50. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

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Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

My husband went on a trip to visit his friends and came back saying things like “think it out” and “pitter-patter.” I thought he had lost his mind, but he assured me it was only a symptom of binge-watching this ridiculously funny Canadian show. It has been months and he still uses these phrases. I am going to have to watch the episodes on Hulu and catch up!

Letterkenny Quotes
Letterkenny Quotes
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